The Jerk has announced the hiring of Taykwon-55 as a part-time Pierre/Barbara scout. Taykwon-55, whose nose, Wendy, speaks three languages, will be responsible for finding Pierres and Barbaras on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, while longtime P/C scout, Bubbles MgKinley will handle the other four days.
MgKinley, who declined comment, has lately been spotted around headquarters putting on sticks of butter puppet shows, as part of his state-mandated probation.
Taykwon-55 is just the sixth inhabitant of the planet Dan Dierdorf to be hired at the Jerk, joining Stapleremover-83, Mu-shu-41, Carpet-9, Pepe-99 and Houseplant-26.
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