Garf Fee Elected President of the United States

Garfofomous Fee-Puehler, former Staff Antelope, has been elected President of the United States.

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Fee will become the first non-US citizen to man The Oval Office, as he is an Israeli national. Also, Fee is half Camaro.

Fee has stated that his first order of business in office will be to eliminate any "people named Warren" or anyone "associated with a person named Warren" or "humans."

-Staff Walnut Albert Alberts

UPDATE: Fee has been assassinated by a yet to be identified mule. The Fee adminstration is over. Move on with your life.