Wallace Potgobble: The Movie

Wallace Ignacio Potgobble won over your hearts with his portrayal of Trickles Peckerman in the early 80's biopic "Rectal Flames: World on Fire."

Potgobble (Photo taken inside a mule)

Now, after years of waiting, fans can finally rejoice. Potgobble has come to an agreement in principle with famed director Maury Xomcheese to star in and produce a film based loosely on his life.

"As a young candy corn person in Harlem in the 40's, it was a tough life. The hate, the vengeance that people had for me was appalling. But eventually, through spiritual measures and hippo, I was able to gain acceptance from the masses and become the international superstar that I am today. I stand here blessed by this opportunity to work with Maury on what will most likely be the most successful film of all time, in addition to fecal matters to be discussed at a later date."

Fans can check here at The Jerk for periodic updates on the film, tentatively scheduled to be released in October 2147.

- Staff Potgobble Man Warren Warren