September 3, 2012

Letter to Belinda Pershack

Good evening,

My step-brother William inquired recently about possibly having you and your people remove from his lawn several hippo carcasses. As of the composing of this letter (May 3, 1947) he has not received a response.

I would like this matter to be resolved immediately, or I get the mouse gun out of storage. You don't want that.


Sincerely,
E. Ploop

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