September 27, 2012

Franz Hooheh: A Retrospective

Franz Garrogalo Hooheh (c. 1777-1912) was a widely respected Odorologist in his hometown of Europe. This post should be considered a tribute to his lasting memory, and odor (he is still smelled in several areas of eastern Europe.)

Hooheh circa 1467


















Franz was a man of great integrity. He was once noted for "making with honor" in Berlin in the early 40's. His legacy will be forever ingrained in our history as a great philanthropist, podiatrist. and cardiologist. Hooheh also once successfully mated with a hippo (New York Inquirer - October 1646) and conceived a child, Henry (Died November, 1412).

We would like to welcome Mr. Hooheh onboard as the next Staff Assistant to the Glenn, effective immediately. Please join us for cake,crumpets and poo in staff room 4E.

- Staff Moron Oscar Rainbox

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