June 5, 2012

President Hu Eats Derner: Report

President Hu has continued to make his presence well known, as today he dug up the remains of former Staff Biologist Miles Derner and consumed them. Derner's tomb at Capolo Graveyard will remain empty.

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Hu digested the remains, and later "deposited" them on top of Oscar Rainbow's 4th floor cubicle. The remains of Derner's remains will remain available for viewing until 5 PM GST.

- Hu correspondent Fat Neck Glenn

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Derner will return

Negative Nadine said...

I'm afraid of photographs of Hu.