Pappersath Brought Aboard as Staff Ninja Instructor

Glowven Pappersath, known for his role as Pistol Henry in the late 80's drama Why Does My Shoe Smell Like That?, has been brought on board to train an army of ninjas to reclaim HQ from the evil Hu.

Pappersath

Mr. Pappersath is a 17-time World Ninja Association (WNA) bronze-or-worse place finisher, with just north of 12 murders to notch on his belt.

Pappersath Bio

Name: Glowvenovitch Ed Pappersath III
DOB: 1-19-1889
Place of Birth: Cleveland, Ohio
Height: N/A
Weight: 426 lbs.
Partner: Len Nickadeemus (deceased)
Favorite Quote: "You can't skin a watermelon without a pair of pliers"
Comments: Likes aardvark semen, whale lore, and sunny days; dislikes Bob Feathers, arms, and using the restroom

Please welcome Mr. Pappersath on board!

- Staff Ninja Beat Writer Chauncey Billups