May 15, 2012

Qwongdoore Arrives



















Qwongdoore, from the planet Murray, has arrived at Hey Jerk headquarters with a plan, according to a person with knowledge of plans.

The 30,000,000-light year old is an expert on the 1992 Milwaukee Brewers and has over 400 rhymes for the word 'purshonaflonce'. Qwongdoore will address the media in a Tuesday afternoon press conference at 2:30 p.m., held at Mejito Family Restaurant at town square in Mudtown.

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