Martin (Dead)
Martin will not be remembered, nor will there be a funeral. Staff Icicle Gary Gwobtek threw Martin's remains off the roof earlier today.
- Travonjalicious Fwemp
January 12, 2012
Thursday Afternoon Death Report
We are delighted to inform our readers that longtime nostril enthusiast and professional poo masseuse Parachute Martin has been found dead on the roof of Rainbow Tower at HQ.
Martin (Dead)
Martin will not be remembered, nor will there be a funeral. Staff Icicle Gary Gwobtek threw Martin's remains off the roof earlier today.
- Travonjalicious Fwemp
Martin (Dead)
Martin will not be remembered, nor will there be a funeral. Staff Icicle Gary Gwobtek threw Martin's remains off the roof earlier today.
- Travonjalicious Fwemp
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