Hey Jerk Recipes

*Forehead & Sideburns Soup

- 8 ounces of Barry (or Harry) forehead skin
- 2 onions
- 1 stalk of celery (green)
- 4 Samanthas
- Between 55-60 sideburns
- 2 cups infant saliva
- 32 can chicken broth
- 1 can possum tails
- 6 paper clips

First, set forehead skin and sideburns aside. Next, chop onions and celery into small pieces and place in separate bowl. Bake Samanthas at 400 degrees for 15 minutes, then in a sauce pan boil saliva with possum tails. Place all ingredients in broth, boil for 45 minutes. When simmering, add forehead skin, sideburns and paper clips. Serve in Brandon Larson's toupee.


* Old Penlow family recipe