Gahoo on the Run

Alfredo Gahoo, self anointed "President of the Earth" and multi-trillionaire, has been charged with selling counterfeit merchandise and has fled the country. He is now to be considered "on the lam."

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Gahoo, who's recent attempted sale of a Jason Bay autographed baseball card has been discovered to be a falsification (Actual signature is of one Randall Pepano), is widely known for his modeling spreads he did in the late 80's for Calvin Klein. It is believed that Gahoo is making his way towards Europe, either by boat or foot.

If you happen to locate Dr. Gahoo, please remain calm and begin reciting "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin.

Gahoo Bio

Name: Alfredo Gary Gahoo
DOB: 1-1-1901
Height: 3'9"
Weight: 4200 lbs (appr.)
Partner: Wendellberry Gahoo
Comments: Likes rectal warts and cabbage flinging tournaments, dislikes the Sun. Once attempted to travel to the Sun and take over by force, was thwarted when his friend Henry told him that the Sun said sorry.

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