Wu
Wu, famous for single handedly eliminating the entire Pepano family, will be responsible for all murders of staff members and innocent civilians. Wu is also taking over the Oberman investigation, as Staff President Fat Neck Glenn thinks a new set of eyes could be valuable.
Glenn remarked: "We've exhaused every mean we have at this time - Wu gives us a new perspective. I trust that he will get the job done and bring Oberman to justice, and death. We will then celebrate by having a group fecalation ceremony on Oberman's remains."
Wu Bio
Name: Benjamin Ralph Wu
DOB: 3-9-07
Height: 4"
Weight: Unknown
Partner: Hannibal Wu-Xomcheese
Experience: 1908-1979 - Staff Death Guy - oscarrainbow.blogspot.com
Comments: Loves midnight trips to jupiter, hates Oscar Rainbow and Robert Feathers
- Staff Wu Man Warren Lump
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