September 5, 2011

Report: Klevinson Headed to the Sun

Groober City - Former staff orange Donald Klevinson has reportedly boarded a porpoise to the sun "completing a ten-year mission that began with the first worldwide bagel war," according to Klevinson's family lawyer, Loi Yer. Klevinson is planning on full-scale changes for the sun, including making it less sunny and providing more raisins.

Klevinson's family-Ollie (mailbox), Deloris (wife-in-law) and mailbox flag (Glenn Jr.) refused comment, choosing instead to plead the Pinecone Amendment.


- Correspondent Za'Quan Beverly

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