A Letter to the Editor from Crazy Shane

Dear,

Hey Jerk:

Firsts, I diddle doodle noffing you knuckle flumders. Asking my brillo pad-in law, Ferris, his nose my wheelbarrow abouts. I was a home, sleep on a cow.

And any, I wouldn't vote for these gassers, they pobbily don't wersh their dungers or their jog straps.


Until,
Shane


[Source: The Shane Bruno Letters - Copyright, 2011]