MAN FINDS POO
By the Ghost of Bog Piso
Records were made to be broken, and another has fallen in Wayley County. Poo was found at the old Godfrei home Tuesday night, a third-such sighting in the past week. Randy Godfrei was walking around in his underwear and corn chips when he spotted the poo resting behind a couch cushion. He immediately thought of his dog, Irv.
"I shouted out ‘Irv! Irv!’………but nothin’," said Godfrei.
Godfrei declared the dropping "longest ever", topping a December, 1998 poo that nipped the 19-inch mark. A plaque rests in Godfrei’s lawn from the ’98 poo and it might have a dance partner soon pending conference measurements.
"Biggest turd I ever seen, people included," added Godfrei.
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