August 2, 2011

Final GaHarry Eliminated

Sad news from GaHarry Land as Vertnin GaHarry, believed to be the last of the more-than 7,000 GaHarrys, has succumbed to a tissue overdose in his hometown of Russoport.

Vertnin was responsible for the Peanut Butter Helmet Uprisings of 2006, as well as a wheelbarrow crash in 2010 that injured several dandelions.

Funeral services scheduled for August 6 have been canceled due to lack of Ronald Sanderson.


"Ronald won't be able to make it."

- Ronald Sanderson's lawyer, turnip


- Plumptin Valley Times Staff Writer Thomas D. Buck

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