March 8, 2011

Finally, Staff Handyman Hired

After a year and a half of things breaking, cracking, leaking, and generally not working around blog HQ, Bob Blompton (Staff Hirer) made the important budget enhancements necessary for 2011 to bring on a Staff Handyman. Cleveland X. Booby, local Melvin Assassin and Janitor, has been stolen away from rival blog Rainbowhasskidmarks.blogspot.com, with an undisclosed financial agreement.

Booby


Booby, who specializes in urinal repairs, will also be responsible for weekly refrigerator cleanings, kiwi recruiting, and killing Emmit McKenna.

Please join us in welcoming Mr. Booby to our staff.

- Trent B.

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