McKenna Claims GaHarry Death

Emmitt McKenna, local poo-head (the McKenna family has poo for hair), has claimed responsibility for the recent slaying of self-appointed Staff Mogul and Glenn Assassin, Gary GaHarry.

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McKenna, who has flies surrounding his head (as do all McKennas) due to his doody hair, also appointed himself Staff Dictator, taking over for the 36 hour reign of Gary GaHarry. McKenna is planning on moving HQ to Rainbow Mountain.

Stay tuned for more updates from The Jerk with the first changes made by the McKenna administration.