Hangy: DEAD

Peopull Hangy, longtime Staff Anal Cavity, was found dead this morning when Staff Editor Bobby Feathers woke up, rolled out of his sleeping bag, and found Hangy hanging out of his rear end, lifeless.

Hangy (DEAD)



"I went to make my morning doo, and saw Hangy's legs sticking out of my rear. I quickly, of course, went back to bed for a few hours. When I awoke, he was still there. I ripped him out with a crowbar and threw him out the window. " - Bobby Feathers

Hangy was an excellent staff member, lifelong bungie jumping fanatic, and homosexual. While it is not known why he entered Feathers' anal cavity in the middle of the night, he is DEAD.

- Jung Fegman