Hey Jerk has announced the firing of Ralph "Once A Day" DeLatardo. The 43-year old was seen in the woods behind Jerk headquarters shouting obscenities at a tree branch Sunday evening and editor Capolo made the announcement shortly after.
"We've all had enough of DeLatardo and his antics. He spends most of his time in the woods and the guy refuses to wipe his coolie," Capolo said.
After the firing, DeLatardo removed his dungarees and ran into wheelbarrow traffic.
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