With the recent Balboni uprising at blogs like Fonchonski and Capolo's Armpits Smell Awful, Hey Jerk officials acted quickly in hiring Dominic Balboni as Staff Balboni. The 44-year old beat out several Balbonis for the gig, including Steven "Porkchop" Balboni, Anthony "Mush Ears" Balboni and Tim Davidson.
Dominic, who goes by "Dom" when he's wearing two or more pairs of pants, will begin immediately, recruiting other Balbonis to build a Balboni Army for the upcoming Sandpaper War.
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