Zez Pock Goes Away

Zez Pock, longtime hated staff member and Pock family mascot, has left the Jerk for what he described as "personal reasons."

Pock (Gone)


While Pock claims to have left for reasons unknown, most staff members and police investigators believe his sudden exit is directly related to the fact that Chuck Frozengard, Staff Hobo, walked over to Pock's cubicle this morning and began relieving himself on Pock's head. Pock allowed Frozengard to finish, then stood up for a moment before removing his pants and beginning to scream. That was the last time Pock was seen at HQ.

Good riddance, Zez Pock.

- Staff Urine Correspondent Woody Chotchke