Pococcio Family Finally Here, Will Challenge Glenn

The founder of the Pococcio family, Herbert Peter (HP) Pococcio, is finally here. Pococcio was not hired, but forced his way onto staff as Staff Brumm Assassin.

HP Pococcio



The Pococcio family has been widely believed to be involved in organized crime for over a century now, dating back to the late 1800's when Rudolf Pococcio ruled the streets of Iowa. Some 120 years later, HP is planning on making his presence known, and has chosen The Jerk as his outlet.

"I'm here to eliminate Brumm's and take out Glenn," he said. "Then, to rule the galaxy."

Expect more Pococcio's in the near future, as a Pococcio machine is believed to have been built somewhere in southern Europe.

- Staff Pococcio Correspondent Woodmond H. Chotchkeson