Melvin Hogglesby, who had frightened staff members with promises of "blog-wide annihilations" was stomped to death by a trained mule named Marty early Monday. Hogglesby, the former staff neck had already eliminated Ernie Valdez in a senseless act last Friday and an entry in his diary stated "more killings to come: Estelle, Naughton Jr., Joelson, etc..." No one cared if Joelson perished, but the implications that editors Estelle and Naughton Jr. were next forced the blog hierarchy to take action, though Naughton Jr's odor has become a problem.
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