Lintardo Hired

Shmoof Lintardo, longtime Kovacik supporter, has been hired on as Staff Kovacik in what is being called "The hire of the minute."

Lintardo


While many staff members are wary of a Staff Kovacik, leadership at HJ has believed that a Kovacik has been necessary in order to take our blog to the next level for some time now. Lintardo released the following statement through his PR rep, Farkk Mooso:

"I am honored to represent such a world renowned clan such as the Kovaciks, and will do everything in my power to represent the standards by which they operate: Stinkyness, gas, and hairy asses."

Please join us in welcoming Shmoof to staff.

- James Testicalia, Lead Correspondent, Hey Jerk