November 21, 2010

New Smung On Staff, Kills Bagel

In a move some are calling "revenge," Horace Smung has been hired on as Staff Smung. His first order of business was to begin "Revenge Campaign 2010" and kill Carlos Bagel, a longtime Rainbow sympathizer. Smung "Smunged" Bagel, and at the current time it is not known what that means.

Horace Smung





Bagel (Dead)




"There will be more of my family. We won't slither around and take this type of abuse. We've lost Clive probably forever, but Ummbot is a man waiting in the wings."


- Staff Editor in Waiting Cal Naughton Jr.

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