Breaking: Staff Scoombie Hired

Breaking news at Jerk HQ this hour: Robert Blompton has made another hire. Sam Scoombie, formerly Chuck Ugglesby, has been hired on as Staff Scoombie, effective immediately.

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Blompton's Press Release:

"We here at the Jerk are lucky to have had the opportunity to interview Mr. Scoombie over the course of the last few minutes, as he is a man in demand at rival blogs. Thank goodness for us, he took our offer of no pay and no bathroom use and agreed to start October 24, 2016."

Until then, it is believed that Scoombie will stand outside the 5th floor restrooms and blow wind.

- JP Jones, Head Staff Correspondent