Ballgame Hired to Fix Things

Chet R. (Rudolph) Ballgame, formerly Darren Schmidt, has been hired on as Staff Thing Fixer/ Staff Shuttlecock.

Ballgame


"First thing on the agenda is to un-ban smoking at HQ. Once that is done, I probably won't do anything else for the remainder of my employment. Except for possibly to fire or kill Feathers."

Not much is known about Ballgame at this time, other than the fact that he smokes Uruguagian stogies.

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons