Quintera: Deceased

Doof Quintera, longtime Jerk staff member and staunch Kovacik supporter, was found liquified in his box under the 14th street bridge this AM. Oboe Jones, Quintera's neighbor, told the story.

"Quintera blew wind this AM at his usual 7:40 time, but this time, something different happened. He exploded and all of a sudden was nothing more than a pile of Quintera juice. And it stunk."

Quintera (Dead)



Please join us in mourning the loss of Doof Quintera.

A new staff dentist will be named in the coming days.

- Coombabamo Phui