Breaking news from headquarters as Glenn assistant Olin Pock is nearing death at the tender age of 116. According to Pock's lawyer Len Lauer, the former Lettuce Olympian swallowed an abundance of squirrel tails and was put on Pock-support Monday afternoon.
More updates/death singalongs to follow.
- Staff Pock correspondent Susan Rickeo
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