In response to Coolie Itch Martin eating former staff cabbage man Nedkey Bopoo, the Bopoo family released a statement through their lawyer, Nart Murphy.
"We are saddened by the loss of Nedkey, who never hurt a potato. Why did Martin have to snack on a man who was in the prime of his life and expecting twin salad forks with his common law wife, Gary? Whatever his motivation, we have taken the proper steps to ensure this travesty will not pass without retaliation, hiring Vonshai Sanchules as an investigator/Martin murderer. Mr. Sanchules will be notified at his cardboard box in the Piso Forest and the hunt will begin. Thank you."
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