Blompton Takes on New Role, Dismembers Fonway

Robert Blompton, well known around HQ for great hires, has taken on a new role today. For the first time in his illustrious career, Blompton has murdered a staff member.

"I just couldn't stand around and let that loser live anymore," said Blompton, "so I took care of it. I ripped every one of Fonway's damn limbs off and fed them to the staff elephant."

Fonway (Dead)


Fonway, most likely the biggest lowlife loser this blog has ever seen, was also killed in early 2010 when he died with fellow band members of o7 in a blimp accident.

"Thank larry that guys dead - was the biggest loser I ever met in my life" said editor Oscar Rainbow.

- Beauregard Fimmons