June 25, 2010

Xomcheese Dead



Former Staff Dentist Stan Xomcheese was found dead of Xomcheese overdose, according to a pelican with knowledge of the situation. Xomcheese leaves behind a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a copy of the July, 2009 issue of Chin Cheese Magazine.


- Staff death correspondent Wobar Clemente

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