Wannafet
In a shocking revelation, an unknown member of the Jerk staff has confessed to the slaying.
"I've been lurking in the bathroom stalls for months, and its time for me to come out and start my job here at the Jerk," said Randy Ossining, "Wannafet was the perfect loser to kill in order to alert the blog of my presense."
Ossining
In response to the slaying, and the appearance of Ossining, staff has decided to hire on Mr. Ossining as Staff Clyde. Please join us in welcoming Randy Ossining to the staff, and thanking the heavens that Wannafet is dead.
- Staff Murder Correspondent Beau Fimmons
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