Staff Chef Replacement Hired, Immediately Kills Flumpton

The Jerk moved quickly in replacing recently murdered Staff Chef Bob Quemmbot and hired longtime fecal inspector Gary Garyson on as the new Staff Chef.

"I use fecal in my recipes, so they're extra good."

Garyson


Garyson is a well respected fecal inspector in circles and triangles around the blog and will be welcomed with open legs.

Immediately after his hire, Garyson offed longtime staff member Coryn Flumpton. No reason was given, but Flumpton was quickly flushed down the toilet. A plumber has been contacted.

Flumpton (Dead)



- Staff toilet correspondent No Qwagley