Former Hey Jerk Staff Mogul Jed O'Schmallfoot died early Saturday of an apparent dandelion overdose. O'Schmallfoot had been mogul for nearly a month, but whispers of his demise had been dominating the conversation in the Jerk break room.
"We heard some whispering, but it was pretty loud whispering. We asked what they were whispering about and they said 'we're whispering about O'Schmallfoot's demise'", said a staff member who wished to remain anonymous.
The staff member, Chuck Frozengard, could not be reached for further comment.
The blog acted quickly in naming a new leader, appointing legendary Fat Neck Glenn.
Glenn will relinquish his duties as Staff Poo Man.
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