Mondesi Traded to Rival Blog

In a shocking development, Hey Jerk traded Raul Mondesi to the Meatballers softball team, for Brad Kovacik, Steven Christensen and a taco to be named Charlie later. Mondesi, who was in his second tour of duty with the Jerk as Staff Raul Mondesi, is expected to hit in the 12-hole for the Meatballers.


Mondesi

Kovacik's career has been on a steady decline since the 39-year old was found with a possum in his pants during a June, 2007 game. He led the 2008 Meatballers in fall downs (17) and tinkle (1.3 gallons).

"We made the move to get rid of Mondesi and see if we can get anything out of the Christensen youngster," said Hey Jerk softball general manager Paul Plopsen. "To be honest, we're probably going to give Kovacik the wrong address for the field. We don't like his look or his track record."


Kovacik

Christensen, who in 2009 led the Alpharetta D League in farts per game (8.3), was becoming a clubhouse problem, according to Meatballers manager Mick Rooso.


Christensen

"He was becoming a clubhouse problem," said Rooso. "Plus, we've caught him on a number of occasions eating bar soap while on the mound. The kid's headed down the wrong path and we as an organization don't want to be on that path when he gets there."