Chico Lind Pooed On; Dead

Chico Lind, Staff Chico Lind, has been pooed on by Chuck Frozengard, and was announced dead at the scene this morning (on the moon.)

Lind (Dead)


Chico Lind played a pivotal role on the Hey Jerk Softball Squad, and will be sorely missed in the 14 hole. It is believed that Cecil Fielder, Staff Cecil Fielder, will take his spot on the squad.

Frozengard could not be reached for comment, but it is believed the assassination occurred due to Lind's supposed allegiance to the Rainbow camp.

- Beauregard Fimmons