New O'Schmallfoot Hired

Shonson O'Schmallfoot, brother of recently slain Wonson O'Schmallfoot, has been hired on as Staff Fimply Interpreter.

S. O'Schmallfoot


After his hire, Shonson had this to say through his interpreter, Cluff Clovven:

"I am gracious to The Jerk for giving me this opportunity to interpret Fimplys. I come with 14 years Fimply experience, and I look forward to providing value around here. I will avenge my brother."

Please welcome O'Schmallfoot to the staff.

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons