First Staff Suicide: Brenstin Sanchules

In a shocking first here at The Jerk, Brenstin Sanchules was found dead today in his cardboard box under Lima Bean Street NE. He was hanging from the top of the bridge by a tied together string of Didiers.

Sanchules (Dead)




Please join the staff of The Jerk in wishing Brenstin to rot in hell.

On a happier note, The Jerk would like to announce the hire of long time Fimply-hater Todd Sanchules. Sanchules is taking on the long coveted role Staff Court System Leader.

"Its an honor to be hired for this position. My first course of action will be to take Fat Neck Glenn head on."

What Sanchules meant by this is unknown, but what is known is that he may be the best looking hire we have made here at The Jerk in some time.


Todd Sanchules

Word around the gorilla is that Sanchules is going to take this war to Glenn. Tune in for exclusive updates at The Jerk.

- Staff Correspondent J.P. Poppadopolis