May 7, 2010

Fonchonski Dead; Wallysen New Staff King



Brooble Fonchonski was found dead-eaten by giraffe-Friday afternoon. Fonchonski, who won't be missed by a single staff member, was immediately replaced by Wally Wallysen, a relative newcomer to the planet after spending the last 30 years on Vremulongg-18.


Wallysen

Wallysen isn't planning any changes, nor implementing anything new or hiring/firing employees. He did, however, promise to bring an orange to work Saturday, not to eat, but "to admire".

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