Vernon Found Dead, Jed Hired

Staff Horse Vernon, famous for his overthrowing of former staff horse Donkey Face Nelson, has been found dead. Early reports point to assassination.

"I killed him." said Pal Fimply, Staff Assassin.

Vernon (Dead)


In his place, the staff here at The Jerk would like to introduce Jed Nelson, new Staff Donkey.

"My father is Donkey Face," said Jed upon hearing of his hiring, "and he'll be back!"

Jed Nelson


Please join us in offering Jed our congratulations.

- Staff Donkey Man Ed Xomcheese