April 29, 2010

Crugg-Fonchonski's Nose Grows

Buck Crugg-Fonchonski, staff soft-boiled egg, has a larger nose, according to an ear with knowledge of the situation.



Crugg-Fonchonski's nose is expected to compete for the coveted Staff Schnozz position, which recently opened up after the firing of Nostril Randolph.


- Crugg-Fonchonski correspondent Nenny Nerflin

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