March 12, 2010

Two-Fifths of New Alliance Dissapears



The recently-formed Anti-McAfferty Alliance (A.M.A.), designed to take down the McAfferty family and its boss and Hey Jerk PR Director, Gallon, lost two of its members, Friday. Shensen Queh, believed to be dead or eaten by possum before showing up to the initial A.M.A. meeting, Thursday, and honorary member Fat Neck Glenn have each gone missing.

Early reports indicate Queh was heading out for a hobo sandwich when his wheelbarrow tipped over and, ironically, fell into Queh River. He is presumed dead.

Fat Neck's disappearance is still a mystery, according to A.M.A. president Mrooble Fonchonski.

"It's still a mystery," Fonchonski said.

McAfferty, under heavy scrutiny since joining the blog five days ago, still had no comment.

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