March 30, 2010

Fonchonski's Face Eaten, Starts Rival Blog



Former staff chef Mrooble Fonchonski had half of his face eaten by a crocodile, according to a pelican with knowledge of the situation.

In response, Fonchonski started a rival blog to compete with Hey Jerk for readers and mayonnaise.

Fonchonski blog



- Staff correspondent Bobby Feathers contributed to this story

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