March 24, 2010

Mysterious Growth Found on Crugg-Fonchonski

Hey Jerk staff king Buck Crugg-Fonchonski has been diagnosed with Clumms Disease after doctors discovered a Donovan Fimply growing out the top of his head.



It's the second affliction for Fonchonski in the calendar year-a cheeto stuck in his eye socket left the 83-year old bed-ridden for nearly four hours in January.

Crugg-Fonchonski will begin treatment immediately.

2 comments:

branmuffin said...

I found a Crugg growing on the back of an apple tarte recipe that was floating around my house!

Bobby Feathers said...

Cruggs mate with apple tarts.
Disgusting but true.