Sherman, Bruce Dead; Debate Scheduled

In startling news, Staff Acorn Historian Junior A. Sherman and Staff Iguana Bruce have been murdered. Preliminary reports have powdered mayonnaise Staff Editor Oscar Rainbow identified as the assassin.

"I did it." said Rainbow as he changed his diaper and ran into the woods.

In other news, the "Four-Family Debate" of 2010 has been scheduled for March 1st. This year, the Mejito, Yoggy, Sanchules, and Queh families will battle it out. It is thought that the offing of Junior Sherman will be a hot topic at this years debate, as Sherman was "in" with the Yoggy and Queh families, but "out" with the Mejito and Sanchules clans. Riots and slayings are sure to follow.

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