"I did it." said Pepano.
Rodney "Fat Neck" Glenn made himself known as a late entry in the first ever Dental election here at The Jerk, pulling off a surprise last second victory over incumbent Nope Bradley and favorite Chet Sanchez. Since then, Glenn has been on and off the blog, once banned for life but then surprisingly brought back on as Staff Doctor.
At the time, Glenn stated " I don't know nuthin about doctorin', but I make a hell of a ham and swiss."
This slaying is sure to spark an all out war between the Crugg's and Glenn's, on the heels of the Emily Fortence\Mort Glenn wedding, nonetheless. While Poseidon Crugg made himself known as a force to be reckoned with here at the blog, things didn't exactly end up as planned.
The Jerk made the immediate decision to replace "Fat Neck" with the man below as Staff Doctor.
"Fat Neck" Glenn (Ghost)
News of the hiring of Glenn's ghost has shocked the internet community and had worldwide ramifications, as well as putting the Crugg's over the edge for one final time.
"First Grover, now this - things are going to get ugly, and soon." That was all Poseidon had to say on the subject.
Expect "Fat Neck" Glenn (Ghost) to be well heard here at the blog, and please welcome him as our newest Staff Doctor.
- Mortimer Mejito, Staff Contributer
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