Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of Arnie Vlenstock as the new Staff Vlenstock.
"The plan is to install a gorilla-style government of Vlenstocks within the bowels of the Hey Jerk headquarters, then with gang-like precision, assassinate the entire staff and rename the blog Hey Jerk, Get off of my Vlenstock," said Arnie.
"We hope to be fully operational by early tomorrow morning."
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