February 21, 2010

Nelson Dismissed, Vernon New Staff Horse



Donkey Face Nelson was fired as staff horse, Sunday after one his sneezes soaked several pastrami sandwiches, making them unedible.

Nelson, who was making $2,000 per month (sixth-highest salary on staff), will be replaced by Vernon, a two-year old with a Zerner County record 47-inch nostrils. A press conference is scheduled for February 22 at 3:40 a.m.

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